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Gabriella Michaels expects a pop quiz and then expects the interviewer to pop. All over her. But first he asks her if she likes girls (no, except in threesomes with a guy and another woman) and what she does in Cleveland, Ohio. Then he tells her to show him her 40DD pillows for more sex-tensive study. Gaby’s huge jugs meet with his approval, meaning he gets a boner. She sticks out her pierced tongue for additional inspection and passes that test. That tongue ball will feel good rolling around his dick. Next comes the sex exam. We’ll get to see how Gabriella uses her large tits as jizz-extractors while a thick sausage is ravishing her hot cunt and thirsty mouth. His meat is so thick she can only get half in her mouth. She still passes with flying cum. It was a strong lesson in Gabriella’s big cock whore training program. If you need a bonafide fuck-slut for a hot round of dirty bedroom athletics, Gabriella is the one to try to score.
When you meet a chick with big tits and you ask her out on a date and she replies, “I don’t really want to go out. I kind of want to stay in and just hang out,” this is code for, “Get me naked and fuck my tits.” We know it doesn’t sound like that, but trust us, we’re experts. This is a perfect opportunity to suggest a little game of poker. What kind of poker? Strip poker, of course. (Instead of Texas Hold ‘Em, you can play Tits, Hold ‘Em.) If she doesn’t know how to play, you can always teach her. (Chicks love to learn and love guys who want to teach.) In the end it’s a win-win for everyone. She gets some quality time with you and you get to stick your dick in between her pair. Don’t believe us? Just take a look at Sara Jay getting her tits pounded and coated. This started off as an innocent game of poker and ended up a serious game of poke her.
Nikki Brooks is 18 years old and from Miami, Florida. She’s 5′9” tall, weighs 123 pounds and has perfectly perky D-cup breasts. She has a big, beautiful smile, and she describes her profession as “trade show hostess,” which sounds a little suspect to us. But you know what they say? Don’t ask, don’t tell. We can guess, though. Take, for instance, Nikki’s pussy and asshole. Yeah, she’s only 18, but she’s got a gaping pair of holes there. Not gaping by 50-year-old standards, but gaping for an 18-year-old. We didn’t ask her about it, of course. You just don’t say to a young girl, “Hey, nice big holes you’ve got there!” That would be rude. But that whole “trade show hostess” thing? We betcha it has something to do with her gapers.
“Just look at my legs…not a hint of cellulite or spider veins marring them. I dare say they’re perfect. That’s because I work out. Staying in shape and looking my best is important to me. But that’s not the only reason I exercise. I like to get hot and sweaty so I can smell the musky aroma of my feet and sneakers. Nothing turns me on more than taking a big whiff of the pungent odors of my peds. When my pussy juices mix with the foot odors on the sock, I take it and shove it in my lover’s mouth. I force him to taste my essence. After he’s intoxicated on the smell and taste of my bodily fluids, I jerk his big cock between my feet. Just before he is ready to erupt I put the sock on his cock and pump it until he shoots a load inside it. Then I let the cum drip all over my toes and I make him lick it off. He loves it. In fact, I have my lover so well trained that when I tell him I’m going to workout he gets rock hard because he knows what’s coming.”
Sometimes a girl needs a good schvitz, and when that girl is Karina, we want in on the action! Bad! Now most girls would kick your butt the hell out when she’s sweating nude in a Swedish-style sauna but not Karina. We’re along for the afternoon every heated moment of the way and she’s happy for the company. Just by walking into the sauna, Karina has raised the temperature by 10 degrees. Does she have the sweetest, most sincere smile in the world? You can’t take a bad picture of this girl! First, we get the immense pleasure of seeing Karina’s gorgeous body stretching out a skimpy orange bikini. And then after she tosses the flimsy fabric to the side once her bikini striptease play has run its course, she douses her fantastic jugs with water, saving some for her spread pussy. But wait! It’s not over. Karina still has a neon-green toy to enjoy. This girl-stick is going to heat up an already over-heated sauna room. It really is too damned hot here. Something’s got to give…and we know what that is.
Kali is a baseball player that really knows how to handle balls. But what she really likes is guys who have big bats. “It isn’t that hard to make me cum, you just have to work the middle and sometimes that takes a bigger cock. You don’t have to be packing a monster dick, but I do appreciate a man with a little more than average meat. I mean, guys want ladies with above-average, bubble butts that are thick, right? Well, I require a little extra, too. But I never judge or make a man feel inadequate. If you have a smaller dick, I will put it in my mouth and suck it until I make it as big as I possibly can.” That a girl, slugger!
For her first appearance, Karen Kougar, a 46-year-old married swinger from Kingston, New York, is going to take a hard cock in her ass in a variety of positions. “I love anal sex, so why not?” Karen said. Why not, indeed? Karen has “sex” written all over her, and at the end of this pictorial, she has it written all over her face…with cum. Very cute, right? “I don’t know what my favorite position for anal is,” Karen said. “I just like it when the guy’s dick feels like a giant log in my ass.” By the way, for those of you who aren’t into anal (although we have no idea why that would be), Karen sucks a good cock and uses her pussy well, too. Of course she does. She’s a mature woman. She knows what she’s doing.
“Sometimes at school I’ll get so worked up and horny that I’ll run straight home, lock myself in my room and play with myself until I fall asleep from exhaustion. It makes me feel naughty, especially when my mum is knocking on the door, asking me what I’m doing in there for so long. If only she knew her daughter was naked with her fingers in her cunny, wishing that it was a boy’s willy in there pumping away!”
Emma loves dancing, swimming, going to the gym and surfing the web. The first three activities keep her body nice and toned. She does a lot of chest exercises to fight the effects of gravity and sag. “A girl needs to keep fit,” Emma says. “I know lots of girls my age that look terrible. They don’t think it will happen because they are young but it does. They eat sweets and don’t work out. They spend all day sitting, watching telly or are on-line. That won’t happen to me. My boobs get me a lot of attention. Maybe because I don’t wear a bra most of the time. But I will if I want a pointy look. I love England but the winters are awful. I dream of warm, sunny places during the winter. I would love to model in Spain so I wouldn’t have to wear mittens, a hat and a coat. Well, a girl can dream, can’t she? I am always looking for modeling assignments. Someone send me to Spain, please! Or Aruba!”
Niki James is 23 years old, all of 5′1” tall and from Delray Beach, Florida. This is her first time in NaughtyMag.com, and she’s getting things started by fucking her boyfriend for the NN cameras. Are we jealous? Yeah, we are. Now, don’t get us wrong. We enjoy watching her fuck. But we’d rather watch her fuck us. In a mirror, of course. Now, jealousy might be a bad emotion to have, but it’s real, it’s there, and if we had our way, our cocks would be balls-deep in Niki’s throat. “Okay,” Niki said, offering an invitation we were all ready to accept until her boyfriend walked back into the room. Later, though, she whispered, “He doesn’t know it, but I’m thinking about breaking up with him so I can fuck other guys.” Gotta love a chick like Niki. She has integrity.
“I never knew guys liked to watch girls shave. I mean their pussies,” said Crissy Varner, who has learned a lot since she first appeared in the July ‘08 issue of Naughty Neighbors. “Why do guys like to watch that? I wouldn’t want to watch my boyfriend shave his balls.” Hey, we wouldn’t want to watch that, either. But a young chick doing ultra-private, intimate morning stuff with her pussy? That gets us hot. Besides, when a chick shaves her pussy, it tells us something. Sure, some girls do it for comfort reasons, but most girls do it for looks, and who’s gonna see their pussy besides some guy. Oh, yeah, we’ve heard the shit about girls doing stuff to impress their girlfriends. But a shaved pussy isn’t going to impress anyone. Except horny guys.
Christy is still a teenager, but she’s tapped into her sexuality and enjoys dressing up in sexy lingerie. She knows nothing makes a man’s cock harder than seeing her huge rack bursting out of a tiny lace teddy. Well, actually, there is something that makes a man’s cock harder than that, and that’s when she touches it, licks it, tit-fucks it and covers it with her pussy juice. But what takes the cake is when she demands that you stick anal beads into her brown eye. Wouldn’t you agree?
Gia loves it when her brother’s friends come over. She knows their cocks are getting chubby looking at her pussy lips squeezed in short-shorts and her nips poking through her shirt. But that’s just a preview of what’s to come. When it’s time to fuck herself with her favorite dildo, she makes sure to leave the door open a crack so everyone gets a view of her wet, stuffed pussy.
Skyie wants to do the unthinkable. She wants to drop weight! Good God, someone talk to this poor girl! Brainwashed by idiotic movies, celebrity rags and crap TV shows like Next Top Model, Dr. 90210 and The Biggest Loser that encourage bad eating patterns, breast reductions and delusionary beliefs, Skyie is being hypnotized into an unrealistic behavioral patterns. Enter the two Double-Stuffed Plumpers heroes–true American heroes–who have devised a scheme…uh, plan…to stop this garbage. Claiming to be operators of a weight loss clinic, they are actually daring, bold interventionists, desperately trying to bring voluptuous girls to their senses, through confidence building techniques like tag-team fucking and rigid cock oral training. Another busty babe saved by these horny bastards.
The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser’s cock. We’d been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup.
Kitana has long, black hair and a big tattoo on her back. She’s wearing sexy panties, but we hardly get to see them because the Loser doesn’t like to leave anything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left them on because she knows how much guys love sexy panties. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing.
It’s when Kitana is naked that she laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her, “Are you ready to get down and funky,” which is language we haven’t heard in a long time. Yeah, she’s ready to get down and funky, and she’s standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out.
Are you kidding?
But she might be having second thoughts when she sees the Loser’s cock because that’s when she breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it’s a puny little thing, especially when it’s soft, and it’s likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a chick gets into porn, she expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud cocks. Not this time, Kitana.
So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!
“I’m looking for a real tit-man to date,” said Mai Ly. “The thing is, guys around my age are only interested in giving my titties a quick lick–if that–as they work on me to part my legs so we can screw. I’d love to have a boyfriend who takes ages caressing and fondling my boobs and sucking my nipples till I can’t stand it any longer. (Yeah, my nipples are real sensitive!) I’d love to have a guy who plays with them when we’re having sex: especially when I’m cumming. I’d love to have a guy tit-fuck me; that looks to be soo hot and kinda kinky, too. I’d certainly let him cum in my mouth when he wanted to. I shaved my pubes off altogether last year and I’d never do it again,” said Mai Ly. “I think I looked stupid–like a lot of the girls in NN do–and it was incredibly itchy and annoying afterwards. I like my little muff and it’s there to stay. I don’t think there’s any horny guy out there who wouldn’t go down on me just because he saw my pubes. Well, he’d have to–to warm me up for some red-hot sex–or he wouldn’t get any action at all. I know I look kinda innocent and all that but, really, I’m a horny girl with a dirty mind who likes to do all sorts of things in bed with the right guy if he really gets my motor running.”
“I’m good and kinda preppy in public, but I’m a real slut when I’m in a bedroom with a guy who makes me hot,” said Sade. “Like the guy who took these photos… he’s in my class and he’s a real stud–cock-wise and as well as to look at. He had me feeling so horny that I would’ve walked into a class naked if he’d wanted me to. Still, I taught him a thing or two when I took him to bed. He was a butt-virgin so I gave him his first piece of ass. He didn’t last long the first time, but he did way better the second and third time.”
“I demand complete obedience. I don’t want to repeat myself. I don’t want to have to exert myself. You should realize that I’m in charge. Do you see my spiked gold heels? They’re shiny and beautiful, and they will stay that way or I will kick you in the face, tiny maggot. I don’t want you soiling my nice things with your seed. I’ll tell you where and when I want your sticky tribute. Don’t you dare think that just because I’m dressed in frills and lace that I am going to be nice and sweet to you. I dress like this because it accentuates my beauty and I know that seeing me this way gets your pathetic pecker hard. Even now I know that you are rubbing yourself because I excite you. You like to act like you wear the pants in this relationship, but we both know that I make you wear my lacy panties under those pants, dog!”
Let’s state the obvious right off the bat: Barbie Banx has a big ass. We’re going to lay that one right out there for you, plain as day, because that is what Barbie did when she sat down with us. Within 30 seconds of sitting her round brown down, she asked, “Did you see my ass? I don’t think these pants are doing my ass justice. Can you see how big my butt really is?” Then she proceeded to turn around, pull her pants down and practically stick her ass in our retinas. That is the sign of a really good interview…when you get a nice, big ass in your face.
