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Principal’s Pussy Lesson

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Here’s a bit of advice for teen girls everywhere: Don’t fool around in your school’s bathroom if you don’t want to get caught. Not everyone would be as lucky as Jayden in that situation. She gets caught sucking a boy’s cock in the girls’ restroom by her principal. Jayden expects the worst, but finds a reprieve when her principal reveals that she doesn’t want to punish them. What she really wants is to teach these two students a lesson. And that’s how to suck and fuck in three-way. This sexy MILF gives Jayden sex tips while they take turns working their mouths and twats on this lucky guy’s cock.

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Bonin’ at the Bach Bash

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.

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Locker Room Love Down

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hi, Honey. When we last saw you in the June 09 issue you told us that you loved anal and that you were built to take it in the ass.
“And here I am to prove it, baby! [Laughs.] When I first came to BootyLicious mag, you guys asked me what my interests were and to tell you all of my sexiest fantasies. Well, I did and one of them was this locker room fantasy that I’ve had since I was in high school. I’d masturbate and imagine that I was playing with my pussy in the locker room after a game and that I’d got caught.”

And who exactly was it that you were fantasizing about catching you doing all sorts of nasty things to your pussy and asshole, Honey?
“It was always a different guy every time I fantasized. Sometimes I would imagine that it was my coach and that he would tell me how I was doing it wrong and then he would show me how to play with my pussy and make me cum. Sometimes I would imagine that it was a whole bunch of basketball players and that they would take turns fucking me in the showers. And sometimes I would imagine that it was a scout from some college and that he’d fuck me right there on the bench and then cum all over my asshole.”

So we set up your fantasy fuck and you got down in a locker room. Was it everything that you ever imagined? Did it satisfy your kinky desires?
“All I can say is that I was hornier than I have ever been in my life. Before Colton even touched my pussy, I was already wet and throbbing. And I loved fucking on this bench because I could straddle it and get his dick even further in my pussy. I recommend fucking on benches! It makes the sex so much better. I straddled him and rode him until I was cumming all over him. And while I was on top, he licked his fingers and slipped them into my asshole. That’s when I really went crazy!”

Did you cum from the anal, too, Honey?
“Yes because anal always makes me cum harder than a dick in my pussy does. Once his dick was in my ass, I started grinding on it and playing with my clit. Before I knew it, I was cumming and he was yelling that he was going to bust all over my fat ass.”

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Magic Woman

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Bailey Santanna is a remarkable girl with a succulent body. She’s just completed a feature movie here at XLGirls with Samantha 38G, Renee Ross, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. More news about that soon. Meanwhile Bailey calls herself the world’s greatest girlfriend. Why so, Bailey? “Because I’m really nice. I never get mad. I’ll cook you breakfast and dinner every day. Do all the laundry. Clean house. I always have my own money. Never need anything. I like to make jokes, and when someone is sad, I always make them feel better. I think I’ve only said no to sex with my boyfriends a couple of times ever, and that was for massive illness. And I like video games. I like nerdy guys. I live in San Francisco, Silicone Valley, so whenever a guy can talk tech to me, that’s hot. I will pick out the porn for you. We’ll go shopping for porn, and we’ll have sex while we’re watching it. I buy my boyfriends porn all the time. I’m totally thrifty. I even make most of my own clothes. I usually date guys who haven’t really brought home any girl to their parents yet, so their parents are just so glad they have a girlfriend. I always get that. ‘Oh, we’re so glad he’s dating a girl. We thought he was gay.’”

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Semmie Does Pushups While Sucking Cock!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

If you’ve seen the photos of Semmie doing pushups while sucking cock–and even if you haven’t–you’re in for a real treat when you see the video version. First, Semmie does pushups while totally naked. “I can do this all day,” she says. But then our interviewer asks Semmie if she can give pushups while giving a blow job. Semmie, a 49-year-old personal trainer from Las Vegas, is up to the challenge. The stunt cock shows up with a hard-on. Semmie wants to suck it, but first she has to do the pushups. Up, down, up, down, in, out, in, out. She’s getting exercise, and she’s sucking cock, slurping all over it, and going deep! “These are the best pushups of my life,” she says in one of the rare instances when her mouth isn’t full. Her long nipples are hanging, and she can’t get enough cock. Guys, this is a long, lusty blow job. Then she forgets about the pushups and sucks his balls. For more exercise, she rides his cock. Hey, that burns calories, too. Then she gets fucked in the ass. By the time she’s done, Semmie has had a full-body workout…and a load of cum on her ass.

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Pretty In Pink

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, “I’m a nympho,”and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5′3″ 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her pussy start juicing? We don’t get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn’t bother asking them.

There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She’s sexy, horny, has a beautiful body and can really suck a cock.

There’s one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it’s a beauty!

This time, let’s focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of guys like that. Like we said, she’s a very good cock sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the cock shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she’s already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that’s hard for guys to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly while she’s riding the Loser’s cock. Her fuck shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn’t realize she was wearing them. Finally, her ass looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.

One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be totally unaware of the cameras. That’s a good thing because in this scene, we really get the feeling that we’re eavesdropping on two people having sex.

Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good show.

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Tropic Thunder

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Some sun, some breeze and a whole day in the tropics sounds like the perfect vacation. But throw Christy Marks into the mix and you’ve got yourself the perfect perverted getaway. You see, you can’t keep Christy clothed for too long. She might start off in her jeans and bikini top, but she ends up naked and plugging her pussy on the dock of the bay. Just you and Christy on an island somewhere and she is cumming for you and the day hasn’t even started yet. That, my friends, is the ideal vacation…for you and your cock!

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Jizz On My Jugs

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Missy, 19, and Aiden, 25, fucked in his apartment in Seattle, Washington, when our cameraman was in town shooting for another SCORE group mag. “Posing solo, like I did before (NN, 11/08) is okay, but actually screwing and committing that to history by having it in the magazine is way more radical, and that’s what appealed to me,” said Missy.

“Aiden didn’t care about being radical and daring,” said Missy. “He’s a typical, horny guy and he’d fuck me on a check-out counter in our local supermarket at rush hour if I asked him to, because it’s just about getting some pussy and getting off as far as he’s concerned. I’m not knocking him…he’s a normal guy who loves sex. That’s great, because I love it and need it just as often as he does.”

“Aiden was the first guy I’ve been with who wanted to tit-fuck me,” said Missy. “At first, I thought it was stupid and a waste of time, but the more we’ve done it, the more I’ve gotten into it. I like to get set up so I can lick the head of his cock when he’s stroking between my titties, and then I can suck him off when he starts to cum, if he wants to take it that far. I’d rather feel him cumming inside my pussy or my butthole, but sometimes, when he’s been a good boy, I’ll let him cum during a tit-fuck. I don’t mind him cumming on my face and in my mouth ’cause I love the taste of his jizz.”

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I Wish I Were In Dixie

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

“What do I do for fun?” asks Dixie Devereaux, a 2009 newcomer to our patch of hooter heaven. “Have sex! At least every other day. And give blow jobs. I know you probably think I’m just saying this, but giving blow jobs really satisfies me. I like to masturbate, too. I love to flick my big clit while I’m fondling my breasts and nipples. I do it all the time.” Dixie was a stripper for a few years. A stranger in a bar, a woman, said she should be in Voluptuous. We’re impressed that a woman would recommend us to another woman. We owe her some thanks. “I really like the idea of guys looking at me naked onstage, and, of course most guys were really into my boobs. It probably should’ve been more of a hobby for me instead of a job. Like modeling. I don’t plan on becoming a professional model. This is just something new and fun to do!” That’s the spirit, Dixie!

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THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

In this photo set, Karina proves that she doesn’t have to get dressed in fuck-me pumps and slutty lingerie to arouse hard-ons. A low-key pair of flowery heels, a little pair of pink panties, a simple top–nothing overly dramatic–and she’s got us going. Even the bra isn’t exotic. It’s the kind of a bra busty woman might wear on a daily basis, for the times when she isn’t planning on getting laid, when she just wants support and comfort. And yet, even in this simple, everyday outfit, Karina is super hot. Of course, when she gets her tits out and starts spreading her pussy, it doesn’t matter what she’s wearing. There are some outstanding ass shots in this set, too. It just goes to prove that even when Karina isn’t dressed for sex, she’s dressed for sex!

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Queen of Hearts

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

“I don’t normally seduce men, but ever since I discovered my love of stockings and frilly lingerie I feel so empowered that I find myself seducing men left and right. I like to invite them over for tea or some drinks and then come out in my sexy outfits and parade around for them, flashing them some pussy or even my titties. Some of them take the hint when I start touching my feet and stripping off my stockings and they suck my toes or slap their cocks on my soles. But my favorite is when they let me wrap my nylons around their cocks and jerk them off until they cum all over me. It’s so hot to make a man cum using only your hand and some wispy, naughty material.

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Sabrina Turns It Up A Notch

Monday, September 28, 2009

“What’s been going on in my life since the last time I was in 40Something?” said Sabrina, who debuted in the Oct. ‘06 issue. “Well, you know how I told you my husband likes to watch me tease the guys on the beach, then take me home and fuck me? We’ve turned it up a notch. Now he lets me bring home guys to fuck.”

That chance encounter with a college kid began the wildest spring break of Sabrina’s life. The woman who used to tease the college boys then go home and fuck her husband was no longer teasing. “That college boy fucked me all afternoon while my husband watched,” Sabrina said. “Oh, sure, he came instantly the first time, just from me sucking him off, but he got it up over and over again. I enjoyed it so much, and so did my husband, that every day for the rest of spring break, I brought home a different boy to fuck. I think some of the college girls were getting angry with me because the MILF was taking away their fun, but I didn’t care. I was having the best sex of my life.” She hopes to repeat history using these pictures. “I’m a double fantasy, the sexy MILF who poses nude. And I just love it!”

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On The Job, On Your Knob

Monday, September 28, 2009

Ever heard of the term, “On The Job Training”? Well, if busty dick-lover, Kali West is your direct slutervisor, um, supervisor, then on the job training means she’s fucking you in the office. You see, chicks like Kali who have big tits and are chained to a desk are horny as fuck, man. It’s a fact. They walk around in their confining business suits and all they want to do is rip those things open and let their chesticles breathe a little. And don’t forget how horny being in a position of power makes a chick. When she can boss around and train a guy, leaning over his desk, giving him a clear view of her cleavage canal, she gets off on that shit, we promise. The proof is in this video. Watch as Kali shows this guy all of his employee benefits by fucking him in the company’s kitchen lounge. We think that this should be implemented in every office in the U.S.

Think about it…who wouldn’t want to pull a little XXX overtime?

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Girl Show

Monday, September 28, 2009

Merilyn and her beautiful friend feast on each other’s nipples and cootchies and share deep French kisses. They share two big cock-toys, sucking on them like they were real dicks before using them to diddle their horny wet cunts. They dreamt of spending the afternoon like this, and now it’s a reality.

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Round Bootied Cutie

Monday, September 28, 2009

“My dad’s an engineer and he’s working in France for, like, a year or so. My mom went with him, leaving me alone to look after the house and go to college. I visit them between semesters,” said Jordan. “I’d been studying and working part-time at a DVD rental store, being a good girl and not even dating. But getting myself off all the time got old, so I decided I could fit some dating into my schedule. Then the store got a new manager. He’s 30, hot and single. We got along really well.”

“I asked him to help me move some furniture one Sunday so I could Spring clean. I said I’d cook hamburgers on the grill. He came over with a bottle of wine, we moved the furniture and had lunch and lots of laughs. We were flirting a lot. Then I asked him to take some photos of me for my folks. He did, then I started to strip. He looked shocked, but I saw that his dick was hard in his shorts. I did my act for him, then we had awesome sex all night and now we’re dating. My plan worked!”

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Housewife Busts Out

Monday, September 28, 2009

Annemarie saw a TV show about heavy women entering the modeling world so she began investigating, making calls, reading magazines and checking newspapers. She found one of our Prague-based photographers and they clicked. Her spouse was cool with Annemarie showing her body off as long as it made her happy and satisfied a craving she’d long had. Our photographer says that Annemarie wasn’t nervous during the photo shoot, and for a newcomer, she acted like she’s been doing this for years. That included her toying herself on camera for the first time. Now she’s wondering if she should try making a porn video. She’s brought up the idea with her spouse but they haven’t come to a decision.

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Honey Buns

Monday, September 28, 2009

A former teen plumper made the transformation into a sleek, slender butterfly ready to spread her…legs.

Once upon a time Tia was a self-described shy, chubby nerd. She said guys didn’t even look her way because she was overweight, frumpy and insecure. But after too many dateless nights and rapidly-shrinking pants, she decided to do something about it. “I started exercising five times a week and really watched what I ate. After about eight months I had lost 40 pounds! Even though I was skinny, I still had a fat booty. If there’s one place I didn’t want to lose weight, it was there. Now I’m getting asked out on dates all the time and experiencing things I’ve never experienced before. I even lost my virginity, and I’m so glad to have gotten rid of it!”

“Now I don’t try to hide my body. I want to show it off!”

Long gone are the over-sized sweaters and sweatpants. Tia has updated her wardrobe with tight clothes, miniskirts, thongs, heels and mid-riffs. “I worked hard to get the body I want, and I like the attention I’m getting for it. Now I dress sexy, and I’m not ashamed to show off my naked body, either. In fact, I want to show it off all the time. Whenever I’m gonna get it on with a guy, I tell him to sit back and watch as I put on a little strip show for him.”

What have you done so far, sexually?

“Just about everything. I’ve had my pussy eaten and I’ve fucked. I’m really getting into blow jobs, too. I want to be the best at it. Right now I still gag a little, but I’m getting better at swallowing it.”

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Petite Treat

Friday, September 25, 2009

Asia may be tiny, but she can handle big cocks.

Don’t be afraid to whip it out and stick it in her. Despite her small proportions, Asia’s mouth and pussy are almost bottomless while still being a perfectly tight fit for your dick.

First things first, she’s a pro at sucking dick.

All you have to do is watch her scene in Flat & Fucked 2. Asia is an oral wizard. One second she’s faced with a big boner, and the next second it has disappeared, almost magically, down her throat. How did she learn to deep throat at the tender age of 18? “I can’t reveal my secrets now, can I? Let’s just say that I was born without a gag reflex and well, everything else just fell into place. Or should I say, was sucked into place. What I love most about sucking dick is feeling it get harder the deeper it goes into my throat and I love hearing the guy moan because of my skills.”

Even though she’s a great sucker, she’s an even better fucker.

Back in the Feb. ‘09 issue, Asia said, “I can live without oral, but not without dick. I have to have something big and hard in my pussy.” We agree. Not that we wouldn’t love to lick her pussy, because we would. But if we had to choose, we would fuck her silly. Her pussy is always ready to fuck, no matter what. “I know how to work a dick. It’s all about moving your hips and squeezing those pussy muscles just right.”

The only thing that isn’t small about Asia is her cherry-red clitoris!

“I know my clit is huge. It gives me a lot of pleasure and that’s why I like to fuck so much. When I get turned on it gets all swollen and sensitive and it needs to be rubbed or licked. Do you want to suck on it? I’ve been told it tastes just like a real cherry.”

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Kara Will Work Your Kane

Friday, September 25, 2009

Kara Kane is one of those honies who has a bubble butt that looks like it’s practically begging for cock. With her round cheeks and wide hips, Kara could put a hurting on any dick that came her way. And plenty of dicks come her way, believe us. Because this lady is a pro. She knows how to suck a cock, getting it nice and wet. She knows how to ride a cock, gripping and slapping it with her ass cheeks. She makes those mocha buns pop, shake and jiggle while she takes that cock from behind. She even makes it clap once this dude sprays her trunk down with his sauce. If you are not fucking Kara Kane, you haven’t had one of the best, yet. This power booty deserves an award.

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Tit-Job Interview

Friday, September 25, 2009

Busty blond Holly Halston needs a job really badly to pay her bills and keep this bra-shredding nympho in some nice clothes and designer lingerie. So she pounds the pavement and starts going on job interviews at several offices. While she knows she needs to get a job, she also knows that her skills are limited. She doesn’t type, she doesn’t take shorthand, she doesn’t file and she doesn’t have any computer skills. But does that deter her from trying? Not at all. Holly knows that although she doesn’t necessarily have clerical skills, she does have some skills that may land her a position in this particular company. And by position we are referring to either doggy-style or missionary. You see, Holly knows how to work the cock and all her skills revolve around that. So, she heads over to a company where she can try to find a position under the CEO…literally. She lays down and lets this guy fuck her jugs and spray baby batter all over her. She lets him know that if she gets the gig, she will blow his load for him everyday. Now what boss would turn down an applicant like Holly?

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